December 2009
8 posts
Twitter 2000: If You Build It, They Will Come (&...
ARE YOU A MILLIONAIRE YET???
No? Well, let’s use Twitter 2000 to fix that.
Twitter2000 “is your Twitter Marketing arsenal that lets you access tried, tested and trusted twitter tools and services at a single place.” And they seem pretty convinced that Twitter is the most important source of potential wealth on the planet.
You think that’s impressive? Just wait! My...
If We Stop Tweeting Inspirational Quotes, the...
Aaron Alexandra Ngoh is a “gentle internet marketing giant” who’s been building multiple income streams since he was 16.
And if there’s one thing he knows, it’s that PEOPLE F*CKING LOVE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES.
When he’s not fueling you with inspirational quotes from legitimately famous people, he’s earning a fortune from his (wait for it) MySpace page...
Thought Leadership Is All in Your Head
Josiane Feigon may be a crackerjack marketer, but these days, offering countless webinars about lead conversion just isn’t good enough to stay ahead of the pack.
Like anyone well-versed in “internet marketing,” Josie knows that nobody gets anywhere without also being a thought leader — and she’s convinced that you need to be convinced that she is one.
… so...
Who's the Bross?
Steve Brossman is a man of many titles:
… and a few more:
One of his websites is Profitable Social Marketing, which I presume is much more successful than his chief competitors, Unprofitable Social Marketing and Social Marketing at a Loss.
Here’s a video, in which Steve woos you with his warm Aussie charm:
All of which, like every other Twitter marketing scheme under the...
The Subtle Art of Looking Like You're Knowing What...
I have to hand it to Michel Fortin — if I ever buy into an automated wealth system, his would be at the top of my list. Why?
For starters, his site looks clean. (As does the site he manages with his wife, the equally clip art-laden Success Chef.) He obviously took the time to design it in a passable way, which is more than I can say for 99% of his competitors, whose design skills have...
Shooting Opportunity in the Face
AIM Integrated Marketing is probably a completely reputable and wonderful business, and they really don’t even belong on this list of asshole marketers and companies who are knowingly “doing it wrong.”
But I do have to question the intentions of any company that depicts success via an image of a woman in a kerchief shooting a floating dreamlike monster with a bow & arrow...
Exploiting the Desperate from the Comfort of Your...
Check out this guy, who’s on his way to help people get registered to vote in the 2008 US presidential election. While he’s en route to empowering the people, he’d like to take a moment and fleece them for a few bucks first.
Also, notice the tags he’s used to make sure his video gets seen:
Case in point: How did I find this video? I was Googling Al Sharpton. ...
'Cause You're Growns Up and You're Growns Up and...
Trent in Swingers would be so proud of Twitter. Tweet Me Amour believes Twitter has finally grown up because it’s become a marketing sinkhole — and who are we to argue with a guy who’s selling the top Twitter marketing tool AND warning us about teeth whitening?
Well, evidently someone begs to differ with Tweet Me Amour, because one of the links in his spam stream above has...