Fear Your Babysitter!
I’ll tell you who I trust to provide me with ironclad personal safety advice: someone with impeccable grammar.
I know how Donna feels. I, too, live in constant fear of my cleaning women.
Fortunately, Donna has established Guard Yourself Today for the benefit of defenseless women everywhere. And if you don’t want to Guard Yourself Today, maybe you’d rather Guard Yourself Now. Or, if you’d simply rather profit off the irrational fear of others, you can become one of Donna’s marketing affiliates.
