Marketing Douchebags
Making Money Is SO EASY, You Can Totally Half-Ass It!

What if there were a blog that generated money for you at the push of a button?

OH WAIT, THERE IS!!!

In fact, as your browser will confirm, it’s even called “blog.”

Jeff Ballew is so sure his blog can make you money, he hasn’t even bothered to include a video file or a phone number in his template!  In fact, the most time anyone invested on this page were the precious moments spent Photoshopping the Staples® Easy Button™ to say “push,” then hoping Staples wouldn’t notice!

But who can blame him?  ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS THAT BUTTON AND YOU’LL BE MONETIZED!!!  Or, as Ballew is fond of saying on Twitter (over and over and over and…), “monotize.”

Because no one ever said you had to spell “money” in order to make it…