A few days ago, someone with the amazing job of “Independent Internet Professional” sent me an offer to get rich quick on LinkedIn.  I joked that the standards for joining LinkedIn keep dropping, since now you don’t even need a real job to give other people job advice.

Now I see this is actually a structured business.

From India.

Today, someone named Koyel Das — this time an “Independent Marketing and Advertising Professional” — made the same type of offer via the Social Media Today group on LinkedIn.

I’ll temporarily overlook the bad grammar, since Koyel obviously has more schooling than I do.  After all, she’s a member of the LinkedIn alumni networks for three different universities — and since she only has 7 connections, she must have spent all her time studying her ass off (on subjects that aren’t English).

So what’s this “Community” that Ms. Das invites us all to join?  GOOD NEWS: it’s a group that will make you money IMMEDIATELY.

(WHY DID YOU DOUBT ME??? See? Even the browser says so!!!)

And you know you can trust a LinkedIn get-rich-quick scheme owned by a guy that Bing can only find 1 result for.

Dirty filthy Indian money, here I come!