As I’ve noted several times before, people tend to attach the Trump name to all kinds of questionable online cash schemes.  Here’s my new favorite: The Trump Network.

Looks like what it says it is, right?  A link to an article about Donald, a link to an article about Ivanka…

But what’s that middle tweet?  What does Charleston trying to land a 787 manufacturing deal have to do with the Trump legacy?

Nothing.  But the article uses the phrase “trump card” (in its 12th paragraph) which presumably triggered the script that fuels this Twitter profile, which reposts any article it finds that includes the word “trump.”

So this isn’t the Trump 2009 Multi-Level Marketing Network?  Nope.  Just click on the bit.ly link that passes for this bio-free profile’s purported link to legitimacy, and you end up here:

What the hell is this?  It’s a (live?) spreadsheet listing everyone who’s made their “guaranteed $125 commission” for joining the Acme People Search network.

($125 guaranteed, eh?  Where have we heard that before?…)

And while Acme People Search may be someone’s idea of a dream business, it doesn’t seem to have anything at all to do with Donald Trump, except for being the pot of gold at the end of a dubious rainbow that began with his name.