If at First They Don’t Trust You, Use ALL CAPS
Meet Chad Zwigart, the self-professed networKING of Pittsburgh. (GET IT???)
I don’t know about you, but I’m dying to check out the area’s most “comprehensible” events calendar. Shall we?
Alas, it wasn’t meant to be, since the calendar is only accessible to people who give Chad their contact information. If anyone else feels like going through with it, let me know what I’m missing. I’m sure it’s the comprehensibILLEST.
