All those other marketing gurus out there can claim they know what they’re talking about, but only Doctor Dave Hale has the word “Doctor” in front of his name.  And like Strange, Zhivago and Doom before him, he demands to be taken seriously (while he spams you with links to his site).

You know how else you can tell he’s at the top of his game?

Three words: Donald Trump video.  (And you know what that means.)

The Doctor is in, baby, and business is booming.  In fact, he’s just decided he’s also the Professor of Writing Good:

Sounds incredistounding!

The only problem?  Dr. Dave might need to go back to school and study the concept of time.  (Or writing.)  Because if he’s “announced today that he is launching a new professional writing” company, and then — just a sentence later — is claiming that this company, which hasn’t actually launched yet (as per the previous sentence) “has quickly become the most popular solution” for anyone, his understanding of time must be wackier than Kurt Vonnegut’s.

Side note: free hugs to anyone who can explain, in understandable English, exactly what the hell The Writing Professor is or does, based on the grab bag of words used to describe it in the post above.