If you’re looking for a guru to be influenced by, look no further.  THIS ONE HAS SOCIAL MEDIA RIGHT IN HIS NAME.

Meet Gary Wapnitsky, better known as Social Media Gary, “The newest, most influential Social Media Guru on Twitter.”

We know he’s influential because A) he says so, B) he’s on four people’s lists, and C) he’s pioneering a completely new way to use Twitter: rapid-fire reposts of pop culture headlines interspersed with spamlike thank-yous to his new followers, with public requests to follow his employer’s account too.

If you’re wondering how someone can be both the newest guru AND the most influential guru AT THE SAME TIME, stop thinking.  Instead, take Gary’s unspoken advice and make sure your social media guru profile links directly to your resume.

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