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What’s your first clue that workoutdaily is a Twitter spam account?

Could it be…

A) The suggestive avatar?

B) The listed name of “fitness guru” instead of an actual name?

C) The bio that’s just a company pitch?

Or maybe you noticed the cryptic nature of the account’s tweets…

Looks like someone rigged up a script to retweet random mentions of the word “workout,” and frontload those retweets with the exact same bit.ly URL each time.

Those links all lead to The Fat Loss Lunchbreak, a weight-loss plan in which “New Hampshire fitness trainer uses industry connections to force ‘Fat Loss Gurus’ to fork over their very best fat loss tips, tricks, and tactics to you on your lunch break.”

All you need to “achieve the life of your dreams in five minutes or less” is your email address.  But don’t worry.  As the still-anonymous New Hampshire fitness trainer insists on his/her site, you’re in safe hands…