Marketing Douchebags
If I Wood, Wood You?

Sailing
Takes me away
To where I’ve always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

— Christopher Cross, “Sailing”

Pete Bennett is a passionate sailor and woodworker.  But you can’t be passionate about wood if you don’t have the time and money to keep your wood happy.

Fortunately, Pete Bennett is also an affiliate of VMDirect, a company that prides itself on “connecting people, changing lives.”

No word on whether they change lives for the better, but we presume that’s their goal.

In fact, your first big change is just a click away:

Not only is this “absolutely the best deal” (because they say so), but you’ll even get to call yourself a Chief Executive!  (Of what, we’re not sure…)

All that change for only $2,495?  I wonder what kind of boat Pete Bennett could buy with that kind of scratch.  (At least a dinghy…)