That might sound like a threat from an angry Russian henchman, but relax… it’s just the Twitter handle for jay singer, “online young business entrepreneur and Internet Marketing Success.”  We suspect he purposely keeps his name in lowercase, like k.d. lang — or perhaps he’s not really a person at all, but a hastily-typed entry in a database of lowercase names…

See, if you’d like to learn more about mr. singer, you’re out of luck.  The outbound link in his Twitter bio leads you instead to Entrepreneurs Wanted, a Multi-Level Marketing splash page featuring not jay singer but “Internet Marketing Gurus” Jay Kubassek and Aaron Parkinson, two of the masterminds behind the CarbonCopyPRO MLM system.

Their website proclaims “Two Normal Guys… One Simple Mission.”  But their disclaimer alternates between the plural and the singular person, so I’m not sure which of these two normal guys wrote it.  (Maybe they mind-melded and banged it out together.)

It reads:

That’s right, folks: only about 1 in 3 people who buy into this system will actually make any money at all.  If I’m counting correctly, that means the losses incurred by the other 2/3 are what keep the top 1/3 in business.  And what separates that top 1/3 from the bottom feeders?  Kubassek and Parkinson suspect those losers are just lazy, weak or dumb.

And you have to respect any MLM system that calls you stupid to your face while simultaneously cashing your checks.