Are you tired of all those douchebag marketers out there?  So is Mike Klingler!

Fortunately, Mike has a plan to help you stop being a douchebag.  You’ll still be a multi-level marketer, selling other people on the opportunity to sell an opportunity (and on and on, ad infinitum) — but now you’ll be less douchey!

What makes you less douchey?  No clue.  But Mike says you’ll be, so that must count for something.  Because when Mike says something — like proclaiming his own webinar to be “as important as a Webinar can possibly get” — it must be true!

Meanwhile, if you’re terminally ill, see if Mike can visit your bedside and proclaim you “healthy” instead — because in life, a person’s reality is all in the way that person (or, more specifically, Mike Klingler) describes it.