Trent in Swingers would be so proud of Twitter.  Tweet Me Amour believes Twitter has finally grown up because it’s become a marketing sinkhole — and who are we to argue with a guy who’s selling the top Twitter marketing tool AND warning us about teeth whitening?

Well, evidently someone begs to differ with Tweet Me Amour, because one of the links in his spam stream above has been blocked for being (egad) spam.

Meanwhile, in case you were wondering — and I know you are — the working links in his spam stream lead to can’t-miss opportunities like this:

… and this:

I’m sure “the famed Guy Kawasaki” gets a special tingle every time he sees his name attached to a Twitter traffic scheme.

But hey: when you’re growns up and you’re growns up and you’re growns up, the whole world laughs with you.