Aaron Alexandra Ngoh is a “gentle internet marketing giant” who’s been building multiple income streams since he was 16.

And if there’s one thing he knows, it’s that PEOPLE F*CKING LOVE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES.

When he’s not fueling you with inspirational quotes from legitimately famous people, he’s earning a fortune from his (wait for it) MySpace page — which, when you think about it, is genius, because NO ONE ELSE IS USING MYSPACE ANYMORE, so he’s actually blazing a retro trail.

In fact, he’s so good at what he does, he hasn’t even bothered logging in to update his goldmine in two months.

Not that his MySpace page is absent of inspiration, either…

Hell, even his music interests are as inspirational as it gets…

And he must know a thing or two about cash: the money he’s saved by running his business from a MySpace page has helped him buy a penthouse in Singapore, which he assures us is the most expensive real estate market in Asia.

Fortunately, he gets to spend a lot of time sitting by the pool and playing golf, where he presumably has time to consider which inspirational quotes he’d like to share with you next.  And if you follow his system — which is “so simple, anyone can do it” — you too can someday own a poolside Singapore penthouse.  Just click your heels three times…