The Twitter profile Welfare 2 Rich should be inspiring to anyone who’s ever dreamed of getting rich without ever actually doing anything.

See, the avatar is a pair of handcuffs, which stands for “the system,” or “the man,” or whatever else you might think is “keeping you down.”  But the background is money.  Get it?

Welfare 2 Rich is an Internet Marketer who has used “vast” marketing techniques and “exposed” twitter to make actual cash money.

The YouTube channel this account links to is that of corporateman2004, better known (?) by his more casual (and third, by my count) handle, Google Jon.

Alas, Google Jon’s guide to YouTube seems to have been removed by YouTube for violating YouTube’s terms of service.

Whoops.

But that’s okay, because Google Jon has 32 other videos to show you, plus some inspirational videos featuring a man with no limbs.

Google Jon’s goal is simple: he wants you to be rich and wonderful.  (And who can argue with that?)

Plus, his website is possibly the most inviting website you could hope to see:

And the other website he links to from YouTube is even better!

You know you can trust MadMoneySecrets.com — which, for some reason, actually links to a site calling itself Maverick Money Makers — because, as it proudly states, it’s been “seen on Google, MSN, Yahoo! and AOL.”  How many other sites can boast such a track record?

Alas, despite all that exposure (and a nifty name), Compete.com had some trouble finding any record of actual human beings visiting either of Google Jon’s sites…

But that’s okay!  If Google Jon can make thousands of dollars a month from websites nobody actually visits, imagine how much money you could make from websites people actually go to!